lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

tastefullyoffensive:

Ironic and Unfortunate Shirts Worn in Mugshots [via]

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

cyanide-and-monoxide:

green-tea-rex:

To the ones who have followed my from the very beginning:

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To those of you who just started following:

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To the ones who unfollowed after a political post:

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For those who unfollowed for no good reason:

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To the ones who sent me hate mail:

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To the ones who sent me love:

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To the people who will look at my blog after seeing this post:

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I love this.

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

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